You just never know what might pop out of my mouth at any given moment. I might be talking about my Indian Ringneck, or Full Time RVing. Maybe I'll be talking about the path to happiness or griping about the state of healthcare or maybe about chronic illness. I have lots to say and sometimes I'm just plain RANDOM.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

The Twelve Drunken Days of Christmas

I wrote something like this a long time ago for a friend of mine but with all the moves I don't have the original anymore. So today I worked on a new one. Hope ya'll enjoy it.

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On the First day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me
A shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Second day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me
Two Bud Lights
and a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Third day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
and a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Fourth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Fifth day of Christmas my Barkeep gave to me
FIVE Lord Calverts
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Sixth day of Christmas my Barkeep gave to me
Six Shots of Vodka
FIVE Lord Calverts
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Seventh day of Christmas my Barkeep gave to me
Seven Martinis
Six Shots of Vodka
FIVE Lord Calverts
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Eighth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me
Eight Gin & Tonics
Seven Martinis
Six Shots of Vodka
FIVE Lord Calverts
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Ninth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me 
Nine Margaritas
Eight Gin & Tonics
Seven Martinis
Six Shots of Vodka
FIVE Lord Calverts
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Tenth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me
Ten Sangrias
Nine Margaritas
Eight Gin & Tonics
Seven Martinis
Six Shots of Vodka
FIVE Lord Calverts
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me
Eleven Bloody Marys
Ten Sangrias
Nine Margaritas
Eight Gin & Tonics
Seven Martinis
Six Shots of Vodka
FIVE Lord Calverts
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me
Twelve Screwdrivers
Eleven Bloody Marys
Ten Sangrias
Nine Margaritas
Eight Gin & Tonics
Seven Martinis
Six Shots of Vodka
FIVE Lord Calverts
Four Tequilas
Three Whiskey Sours
Two Bud Lights
And a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey

On the morning of of Christmas I woke in misery
So I'll take a break from now till New Year's Eve!


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This content written and copyrighted by Tracy Seekins

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